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The Perils of Hitchhiking Ethiopia

August 9, 2012 by The Runaway Guide 8 Comments

The road was the most desolate road I had ever attempted to hitchhike. Aside from a few huts, which sparsely dotted the hillsides, there was nothing but untamed fields, dried out riverbeds and the dirt road ahead. I was in the Wild West of East Africa, better known as the Ethiopian Highlands.

After two hours of walking, and without the passing of a single car or minibus, I was beginning to worry. The sun was bearing down, my back was drenched in sweat, and I had just gulped the last of my two-liter water bottle. I hadn’t prepared for a 100 kilometer walk and for the first time, I began to seriously fear for my survival.

However, the prospects of dehydration quickly became the least of my worries. Around one kilometer away, four rugged highland farmers, each with Ak-47’s flung over their shoulders, were advancing towards me.

Fear instantly struck my heart, moved into my gut, and then manifested it’s self in one of the most audible events of flatulence I had ever experienced. Without even so much as a giggle, I gathered my wits, and ran as quick as I could around the bend and out of sight.

ethiopian farmer with a gunEthiopians had warned me countless times. They had told me stories of backpackers being murdered merely for the clothes on their backs. I had always naively discounted such scenarios as highly improbable. However, it was now a very frightening and very flatulence inducing reality.

Exhausted under the weight of my 20kg backpack, I galloped down the hillside like an injured gazelle. With no trees or boulders by which to conceal myself, I had no choice but to try and outrun them. Although I could not be sure of their intentions, I just had a bad feeling, and I wasn’t about to stick around to confirm it.

And then, as if some higher power had witnessed my plight or perhaps heard the wind I had broken, the rumble of a distant but fast approaching vehicle became audible. Suddenly, a mini bus came screeching around the bend. I quickly positioned myself in the middle of the road, put my hands together, and begged the driver with all my mental strength to stop.

And stop he did. However, to my western mind, the mini bus appeared to be completely full. There were probably around 20 people crammed into a bus that would normally only accommodate 8. Fortunately, this was Ethiopia and in Ethiopia there is no limit on how many people can squeeze into a vehicle. And so, after brief contemplation, the driver told me to get in and I gratefully did.

At first I found myself crowd surfing, laying horizontal above men, women, infants, and a goat. But after rounding a sharp bend, I became lodged up against the door. Thankfully, I now I had a small breeze from an inch wide crack in the window. Despite this, the minibus remained a sauna that reeked of dung, goat, and raw meat. In agony, I recalled the words of a wise Indian who once told me, while similarly cramped on a train, that “pain is only temporary.” And for the next three hours, bumping up and down dirt roads, this became my mantra.

Despite being the most uncomfortable bus ride ever, I was glad to suffer through it. I was merely happy to be alive. And I would have suffered on that bus for many more hours if it meant avoiding those armed farmers. All in all it was a great adventure and one that I don’t regret. Though hitchhiking in Ethiopia is dangerous, there is no better way to meet the people and experience land.

 

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Filed Under: Runaway's Blog Tagged: adventure, ethiopia, hitchhiking

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  1. Kevin Post says

    March 1, 2013 at 2:08 pm

    My wife and I have talked about buying a motorcycle and traveling around Ethiopia but before we go I’ll be sure to get some Amharic under my belt; not just for getting to know the locals better but to be able to negotiate if I ever get into a sketchy situation! Glad you got out safely.

    I have to ask, why 20kg? Surely you could go lighter no? :)

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    • The Runaway Guide says

      March 3, 2013 at 9:23 am

      That sounds awesome! Be sure to get an enduro though cause there are still lots of unpaved roads. Amharic will definitely help, good idea. It was so heavy cause I had a lawn chair attached to my bag haha.

      Reply
  2. Paul says

    February 28, 2013 at 5:56 pm

    Hey man, read your guest post on Go Backpacking and it led me to this, good stuff. Welcome to my RSS reader my friend. ;-]

    Who sings the music in the youtube vid? I like it.

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    • The Runaway Guide says

      March 3, 2013 at 9:27 am

      Hey Paul,
      Thanks! The music is Teddy Afro, the most famous man in Ethiopia. :)

      Reply
  3. Waegook Tom says

    August 12, 2012 at 12:30 pm

    This is insane! I’d never heard of backpackers being murdered in Ethiopia before – I think if I, like you, had heard those tales, I’d have been running away from those four men, too! Glad you got out of there safely and you’re right, pain is only temporary.

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    • The Runaway Guide says

      August 12, 2012 at 4:11 pm

      It was a pretty hairy situation indeed. I’m glad I made it too, very glad.

      Reply
  4. Rebecca says

    August 9, 2012 at 10:01 am

    You are crazy! putting your life in danger so you can experience the real goat dung smelling joys of ethiopia?! To think how brave I felt hitch-hiking to the beach in the south of Italy. I got nothin on you. Now that I’m back home working in an office while I type this I’m feeling jealous of your adventurous stupidity :). Are you planning another trip?

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    • The Runaway Guide says

      August 10, 2012 at 10:01 pm

      Hey Rebecca, thanks! Yea it was a bit nuts wasn’t it. I can’t help it though, I love the risk and the adventure. I think I’m heading to SA next. I have a friend with some horses in southern chile that wants to ride down to Patagonia. We’ll see.

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When I was 16 I ran away from home and traveled the world with nothing but the clothes on my back. Over 10 years later and I'm still "on the run," surviving in style, thriving off adventure, searching for that elusive road to enlightenment, and cultivating the life of travel that I want to live. More...






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